- Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.".
- Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it.".
- Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
- Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
- Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
- Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
- Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
- Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
- Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?".
- Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
- Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote.
- Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out.
- Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested.
- Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
- Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone.
- Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
- Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
- Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
- Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
- Yo momma so ugly yo dad first met her at the pound.
- Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo momma so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
- Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
- Yo momma so ugly the tide wouldn't even take her out.
- Yo momma so ugly that her mother realized that beastiality can have some serious drawbacks.
- Yo momma so ugly she has little round marks all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles.
- Yo momma so ugly when she was born the windows of her incubator were tinted.
- Yo momma so ugly when she was born, God admitted that even he could make a mistake.
- Yo momma so ugly I've seen cowpies I'd rather do it with.
- Yo momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
- Yo momma so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
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- Yo momma so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick.
- Yo momma so ugly that when she goes to a haunted house she comes out with a job application.
- Yo momma so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
- Yo momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
- Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor took her and told her mother: "Ma'am, if this doesn't start to cry in 10 seconds, it was a tumor".
- Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor threw her against the ceiling and told her mother: "If it doesn't come back, it's a bat".
- Yo momma so ugly when you look up 'ugly' in the dictionary it has her picture.
- Yo momma so ugly her mother used to put rubber bands on her ears, so people would think the girl was wearing a mask.
- Yo momma so ugly when she was a baby her mother used to feed her with a slingshot.
- Yo momma so ugly she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her.
- Yo momma so ugly when she was born, her father had to breast feed her...with one arm.
- Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
- Yo momma so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
- Yo momma so ugly that when she fell out of the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down.
- Yo momma so ugly she couldn't get laid in a prison with a fist full of pardons.
- Yo momma so ugly when she went to jump in the lake, the lake jumped back!.
- Yo momma so ugly that when she came into the room, the mice jumped up on the chairs.
- Yo momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
- Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.
- Yo momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails, face down.
- Yo momma so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.
- Yo momma so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
- Yo momma so ugly that when I took her to the zoo the man at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back".
- Yo momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
- Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a huricane to catch a breeze.
- Yo momma so ugly she must have been shot with the ugly gun at point blank range.
- Yo momma so ugly when she was a baby, her parents had a little yellow sign in their car window that read: "THING ON BOARD".
- Yo momma so ugly when she was born the Doctor looked at her ass and her face and said: "My God, siamese twins!".
- Yo momma so ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
- Yo momma so ugly her complexion makes the moon's surface look smooth as a cue ball.
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