- Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
- Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
- Yo momma ain't so bad... she would give you the hair off of her back!
- Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
- Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
- Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
- Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
- Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
- Yo momma twice the man you are.
- Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
- Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
- Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
- Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna punch me 'round no more."
- Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
- Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
- Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinnochio look like a cat!
- Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
- Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys oil from her.
- Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
- Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
- Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter
- Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
- Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
- Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
- Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
- Yo momma so skinny she has to make knots on her panty hose so that her knees
can be seen.
- Yo momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
- Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
- Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
- Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
- Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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- Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
- Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
- Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
- Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
- Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
- Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
- Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
- Yo momma so bald you can see what's on her mind.
- Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
- Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
- Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
- Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
- Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
- Yo momma so blind she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still
can't see shit.
- Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see
people waving.
- Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
- Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
- Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
- Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
- Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
- Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
- Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
- If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him
walk backwards.
- It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers licence, she couldn't get used
to the front seat!
- You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.
- I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
- Yo dick is so small, you pee on your nuts.
- Yo dick is so small, it looks like you have a second bellybutton.
- Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
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