- Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
- Yo momma like the Pilsbury Doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
- Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
- Yo momma like a TV set, even a three year old can turn her on!
- Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- Yo momma like a golf course, everyone gets a hole in one!
- Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
- Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
- Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
- Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
- Yo momma like Domino's pizza - something for nothing.
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- Yo momma like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
- Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
- Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
- Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in
the gutter.
- Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
- Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
- Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
- Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
- Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
- Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
- Yo momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."
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