- Yo momma got one leg and a bicycle.
- Yo momma got 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
- Yo momma got so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
- Yo momma got one hand and a Clapper.
- Yo momma got a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
- Yo momma got green hair and thinks she's a tree.
- Yo momma got one ear and got to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
- Yo momma got a 'fro with warning lights.
- Yo momma got 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
- Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
- Yo momma got a short leg and walks in circles.
- Yo momma got a short arm and can't applaude.
- Yo momma got no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses.
- Yo momma got an ass soo big she got to shit in a dumpster.
- Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
- Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
- Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
- Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
- Yo momma got a 'fro, wit' a chin strap!
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- Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
- Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
- Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
- Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
- Yo momma got eyes in her butt which say "Damn, did you see that shit?!"
- Yo momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
- Yo momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
- Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog.
- Yo momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel.
- Yo momma got a face like someone has been chopping sticks on her face and left the axe in.
- Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
- Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
- Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
- Yo momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
- Yo momma got a face like a half-sucked mango
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