- Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
- Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".
- Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
- Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
- Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
- Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
- Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.
- Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy.
- Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her, your ears pop.
- Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.
- Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!".
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people scream "Taxi!".
- Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
- Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
- Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
- Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
- Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
- Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
- Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued...".
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock."
- Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
- Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code.
- Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a VW.
- Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved.
- Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.
- Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
- Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
- Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
- Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
- Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky.
- Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her.
- Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side.
- Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections.
- Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her.
- Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
- Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
- Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.
- Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
- Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!
- Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
- Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views.
- Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
- Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon.
- Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
- Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
- Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
- Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
- Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper.
- Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out.
- Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights.
- Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
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- Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car.
- Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans.
- Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
- Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
- Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
- Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
- Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
- Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
- Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
- Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
- Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
- Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
- Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
- Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
- Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
- Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
- Yo momma so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
- Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
- Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
- Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
- Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
- Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
- Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
- Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
- Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
- Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
- Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
- Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
- Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship.
- Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth.
- Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
- Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her.
- Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
- Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off.
- Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ.
- Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
- Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94".
- Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
- Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.
- Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
- Yo momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
- Yo momma so fat she thought gravy was a beverage.
- Yo momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
- Yo momma so fat we went to Mt. Rushmore and she didn't know who's face to sit on.
- Yo momma so fat I took her to dinner and the waitress had to take her order in shorthand
- Yo momma so fat she had to get out of bed to roll over.
- Yo momma so fat on Thanksgiving day she ate dinner for 6 hours, then said "I am going to walk this meal off." I said "Call me when you get to Brazil"
- Yo momma so fat she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes.
- Yo momma so fat she reminds me of a toilet bowl! Short, round, full of water and full of shit!
- Yo momma so fat that she may collapse under her own gravity and form a new black hole. Not even light will escape!
- Yo momma so fat she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress.
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