Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma So Dark...

Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark when people refer to darkness coming in the future they refer to her next visit.
Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"

Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and then opened up her shirt.
Yo momma so nasty she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery paid her to leave.
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty she is the breeding ground of some of the great flea circus performers.

Yo momma so nasty she was declared in quarantine since before she was born.
Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horsemen: war, death, famine, disease.
Yo momma so nasty the bitch's teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!
Yo momma so nasty she has two pussies and they both stink.
Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.
Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her.
Yo momma so nasty she put on Secret deoderant and it told on her.
Yo momma so nasty she uses drano to douche.
Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place.