A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a Professor!"
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!"
The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.
When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her, "Actually... I'm an attorney, but how I'm I supposed to explain that to a seven year old???"
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