Little Johnny Joke

Don't Take Sweets From Strangers

Little Johnny was playing in the street one day when a stranger pulled up in his car.

The stranger said "Psssssst! Hey kid!"

"Yeah?"

And the stranger said, "Kid, I'll give a piece of candy if you come in my car."

Little Johnny replied, "Give me the whole damn bag and I'll come in your mouth!"

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