Little Johnny Joke

The teacher was having a creative writing lesson in her English class. She put a brick on her desk and asked children to tell her what came into their minds when they saw this brick.

The first kid said "I think about my dad. He is a construction worker."

Another said "I think about our new house."

Then the teacher thought "Why don't I ask Johnny? After all, what can he say about a brick that would be improper?" So she said "Johnny, what do you think about when you see this brick?"

Johnny stopped carving a big J into his desk and said "Naked chicks!"

The teacher was horrified "But why, Johnny? Why? This is a brick!"

So Johnny said "But that's what I always think about!"

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