A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed.
The Cuban takes out a pack of Havana's, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havana's. Nowhere in the world there is so many and so good a cigar and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of Havana's through the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed.
At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.
Lawyer Joke Index
More jokes:
Blonde | Yo Momma | Little Johnny | Men | Women
Would you like jokes like this every week by email? Click here.
Do you have a joke that you want to submit to the collection? Click here. |
![[cwols.com]](http://www.cwols.com/images/logo.gif){kind=logo}