A doctor dies and goes to Hell. Its horrible. Burning fires. Hot bubbling lava! Mucho pain! He looks over and sees a lawyer he knew having sex with a beautiful woman. Non-stop, sweaty, constant, back-breaking sex.
So the next time Satan is going by on an inspection tour, the Doctor complains. "This sucks! I have to suffer for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." The Devil replied, "Who are you to question my punishment of that woman?"
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