0% - 20%:
You must be some kind of vegetable. Press Alt + F4 now, it's really quite amazing.
21% - 30%:
Are you an AOL user by any chance?
31% - 40%:
It took seven hours of sweat and blood trying to change your screen-saver before your friend took pity on you and helped.
41% - 50%:
Technical support hate you. You ring them up at least once a day asking stupid questions.
51% - 60%:
You can just about co-exist with computers. You know that if you don't hurt them, they probably won't hurt you.
61% - 70%:
You pretend you know what you're doing to impress your friends but half the time you don't. And it shows.
71% - 80%:
You hate the way Windows is so constrictive for a power-user like you.
81% - 90%:
You laugh at Windows-users. You know what EEPROM stands for.
91% - 99%:
You bark at people when they interrupt your programming. You built your own computer.
100%:
Get a life.