Chat Room Guide

The 6 Commandments of the Chat Room

1. Thou shalt have an interesting name:

god has entered the room.
<q_dude> Hey hey hey! howz it goin' god?
<god> awwight... it's tough up in heaven, getting quite crowded now...
<mas_kos> kewel... anyone famous up there?
<god> no they're all in hell...
<q_dude> lol
<mas_kos> hahah... so tell me... what do u think of us mere mortals and the way we've treated the world?
<god> well i'm surprised how well you've done, this thing you call the internet is close to divine!
<god> free pornography, everywhere i go...
<q_dude> yeah, that's humans for you
<god> well keep up the good work! anyway i g2g now... Gabriel is calling...
<mas_kos> ok... ttys
<q_dude> yeah, later dude...
<god> bye guys... oh and mas_kos - don't go to work tomorrow
<mas_kos> why not?
<god> u'll c
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2. Thou shalt not have a sick name:

XXXplosive_peter has entered the room.
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queenofthechat has left the room.
vixen has left the room.
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<XXXplosive_peter> what'd i do?

3. Thou shalt make a good entrance:

Sophie87 has entered the room.
<Sophie87> i'm a girl. i'm bored. entertain me.
<Joe101> oh my god soph, you are such a sex goddess! i grovel at your feet.
<VIP> i love you! how can i improve your life?
<Joe101> no, she's mine!
<VIP> she deserves better than you!
<Sophie87> boys, boys, boys - you can share me!

4. Thou shalt not be too forward:

Coolguy101 has entered the room.
<Coolguy101> waddup bitches? - cyber me now!
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5. Thou shalt lie as much as possible:

b_spears has entered the room.
<gullibleone> Hey b, asl?
<b_spears> 18 f cambridge
<gullibleone> u go to college there?
<b_spears> no... i'm actually a singer
<gullibleone> a singer?
<b_spears> yeah.. i sing songs and and i just released my second album
<gullibleone> WOW!! what's your name?
<b_spears> britney spears
<gullibleone> no way!!!!!!!!! THE britney spears?!?
<b_spears> yup that's me!
<gullibleone> u are kidding!!!
<b_spears> no!
<gullibleone> oh my god! can i have your autograph?

6. Thou shalt not believe everything you hear:

jessica9203 has entered the room.
<502levis> jessica - a/s/l?
<jessica9203> 25/f/london
<502levis> feeling horny?
<jessica9203> horny as i'll ever be!
<502levis> let's go... I'm taking off your top
<jessica9203> forget about that - my skirt is making me itchy...
<502levis> *taking off your skirt*
<jessica9203> c'mon... hurry up!
<502levis> k... wow girl - you've got a great body!
<jessica9203> wait a min
<502levis> K
(Two minutes pass)
<502levis> yo jess - you still there?
<jessica9203> Who are you? Who is Jess? What have you been saying to my son?
<502levis> your son??
<jessica9203> This is John's mother - who are you?
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